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Subject: The Lone Ranger
From: Bob Magnotti <bob@itgonline.com>
Date: Mon, 29 Jan 2001 10:30:33 -0500
> > The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the desert, they set up their
> > tent, and fell asleep. Some hours later, The Lone Ranger woke his
>faithful
> > friend.
> > "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see".
> > Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."
> > "What does that tell you?" asked The Lone Ranger.
> > Tonto ponders for a minute.  "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that
> > there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
> > Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.  Timewise, it appears
>to
> > be approximately a quarter past three.
> > Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small
>and
> > insignificant.  Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
> > tomorrow.  What it tell you Kemosabe?"
> > The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks.
> > "Tonto, you asshole, someone has stolen our tent."

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