> >>It seems that a young couple had just gotten married and
> >>spent
> >>their
> >>wedding night with the young man's parents.
> >>
> >>In the morning the mother got up and prepared a lovely
> >>breakfast,
> >>went to the bottom of the stairs and called for them to
> >>come
> >>down for
> >>breakfast. After a long wait the family ate without the
> >>newlyweds.
> >>The mother said "I wonder why they never came down to
> >>eat."
> >>
> >>The groom's young brother said "Mommy, I think..."
> >>"Oh shut up I don't want to hear what you think!" said
> >>the mother, not
> >>wanting to hear any inappropriate comments from the
> >>younger brother.
> >>At lunch time the mother again prepared a wonderful meal
> >>and
> >>again
> >>called the young couple to eat. After another long wait
> >>the family
> >>proceeded to eat, and after the meal was completed the
> >>mother
> >>once
> >>again said, "I wonder why they never came down to eat?"
> >>Once
> >>again the
> >>younger brother started to speak, but was interrupted by
> >>the
> >>mother.
> >>
> >>At dinner time once again the mother cooked a very
> >>elaborate
> >>meal,
> >>had the table set perfectly and called the newlyweds to
> >>join
> >>the family
> >>for dinner. After another long wait the mother once
> >>again questioned why
> >>they had not come downstairs all day.
> >>The young lad once again said "Mommy I think..."
> >>"Well, what is it that you think?" asked the mother
> >>rather irritated.
> >>"I think that when my big brother came down to get the
> >>Vaseline
> >>last
> >>night, he got my model plane glue instead."
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