Maybe this will match some of Irv's jokes.
> A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any
> sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with
> her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
> Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese
> sex therapist. So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room,
> Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was
> told. "Now, get down and craw reery reery fass to odder side of room."
> Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now
> craw reery reery fass back to me." So she did. Dr.Chang slowly shook his
> head and said, "Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse
> case ever see, dat why you not haf sex or dates." Confused, the woman
> asked, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang
> looked the woman in the eyes and replied, "Ed Zachary disease is when
> your
> face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."
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