I've never participated in a chain letter before....but I thought that this
was a worthy cause.
This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to tired and
discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything.
Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally
tired and discontented.
Then bundle up your wife or girlfriend (or both) and send her to the man
whose name appears at the top of the list, then add your name to the bottom.
Within 30 days, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them is bound to be
better than the one you have. At the writing of this letter, a friend of
mine had already received 186 women, 4 of whom were worth keeping.
REMEMBER: THIS CHAIN BRINGS LUCK.
One day a man forwarded this letter and the next day he received the Hooter
Girl of the Year. An unmarried New Jersey man was able to choose between a
massage therapist and a nymphomaniac caddy. You can be lucky, too, but don't
break the chain. One man broke the chain and got his ex-wife back.
CYA at Blackhawk,
Rick (Smokey) Dunleavy
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