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Re: Fwd: Salary Theorem

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Subject: Re: Fwd: Salary Theorem
From: Calvin Krug <ckrug@laf.cioe.com>
Date: Tue, 6 Jun 2000 23:44:46 -0500
>>
>>   Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
>>   Postulate 2: Time is Money.
>>
>>As every engineer knows:
>>
>>   WORK = POWER * TIME
>>
>>Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have:
>>
>>   WORK = KNOWLEDGE * MONEY
>>
>>Solving for Money, we get:
>>
>>   MONEY = WORK / KNOWLEDGE
>>
>>Thus, as KNOWLEDGE approaches zero, MONEY approaches
>>infinity regardless of the amount of WORK done.
>>
>>Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make
>>

Well, this certainly explains why I can't afford to race.

Calvin



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