The car was pulled over by a highway patrolwoman for speeding.
As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes
in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously.
"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."
"Well, show me," the officer demanded.
The juggler took out the machetes and started juggling them; first
three, then more until he was tossing seven at one time, overhand,
underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show in the
breakdown lane and amazing the officer.
Just then, another car passed by. The driver did a double take,
and said, "Oh my. I've got to give up drinking! Look at the test
they're giving now."
Scott Paceley * spaceley@uiuc.edu * 217-333-8759 * Champaign, Illinois
graphic design, photography, photo-illustration
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