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From: RThomp1881@aol.com [mailto:RThomp1881@aol.com]
Sent: Monday, April 24, 2000 3:39 PM
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Subject: A Great Calvin Coolidge Story
Sometimes the best humor is on C-SPAN.
President and Mrs. Coolidge were visiting a poultry farmer. Grace went
with the farmer to one of the coops and on the way encountered a rooster
servicing a hen. "How often does he do that?" Mrs. Coolidge inquired. The
farmer answered, "about five times a day, Mrs. Coolidge." "You must tell the
President that," she replied.
So the farmer, trembling, tells the story to the President. "Five times
a day with the same hen?" the President asked. "Well, no Mr. President, with
different hens." "You must tell Mrs. Coolidge THAT," he replied.
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