A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can
get
a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."
The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks,"How long
before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours."
The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long
before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around theshop and says,
"About
an hour and a half."
The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill.
Follow that guy and see where he goes."
In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically.
The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
Bill looks up and says, "Your house."
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