> A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and
> he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits
> up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong???"
>
> The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is
> a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
>
> The woman says, "A hermaphrodite... what's that???"
>
> The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the...er... features...
> of a male and a female."
>
> The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a
> penis...AND a brain?"
>
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