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Beer vs. Pussy
A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
Advantage: Tie.
If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you
are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy
24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy.
Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you
beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.
If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may
get mad.
If you come home smelling like pussy, she will
definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.
6 beers in a night and you better not drive.
6 pussies in a night and you have done all the
driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy
Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Tie
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the
stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands
at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy
If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going
to get a Breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going
to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy
With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: Beer.
Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less
enjoyable.
Advantage: Beer.
Pussy can make you see God.
Beer can make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage: Pussy
If you think all day about your next beer, you are
an alcoholic.
If you think all day about the next pussy you will
have, you are normal.
Advantage: Pussy
Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.
If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.
If you try to snag pussy at work, you get hit with
sexual harassment.
Advantage: Tie.
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.
If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down
like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.
If you change to another beer, your old brand will
gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.
The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once
you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.
The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once
you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.
Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
(Talking about Madeline Albright. Madeline Albright
was in the Pentagon with the Joint Chiefs of Staff
when she said, "What shall we do today, gentlemen,
shall we make love or war?" There was no contest.)
Advantage: Tie
The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
It's a close call, but the numbers never lie.
Advantage: Pussy.
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