Santa is a pervert

["Jerry Liudahl" <oldirish@ix.netcom.com>]

I offer here proof that Santa is really a pervert.

1) After several weeks of having young girls and boys sit on his lap, he
comes but once a year.
2) When he does come, it is down a chimney and then he fills up the
stockings.
3) After he is through, it takes elves and eight tiny reindeer to get him
back up again.

Do you really want this guy fooling around on your roof?

J.N. (Jerry) Liudahl
Old Irish Racing
Eugene, Oregon USA
Jaguar - Alfa Romeo
http://oldirish.home.netcom.com/