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Subject: Punks
From: NeotoyRick@aol.com
Date: Thu, 2 Dec 1999 12:16:28 EST
A young punk gets on a cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multicolored air 
that's green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of leather 
rags. His legs are bare, and he's without shoes. His entire face and body are 
riddled with pierced jewelry, and his earrings are big,  bright feathers.  He 
sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across  from an old Navy Chief 
who just glares at him for the next ten miles.
 
Finally, the punk gets self conscious and barks at the old man, "What are you 
looking at, you old fart! Didn't you ever do anything wild when you were 
young?"  

Without missing a beat, the old Chief replies, "Yeah. Back when I was  young, 
I got drunk in Singapore and had sex with a parrot. I thought maybe you were 
my son."

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