A young punk gets on a cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multicolored air
that's green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of leather
rags. His legs are bare, and he's without shoes. His entire face and body are
riddled with pierced jewelry, and his earrings are big, bright feathers. He
sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old Navy Chief
who just glares at him for the next ten miles.
Finally, the punk gets self conscious and barks at the old man, "What are you
looking at, you old fart! Didn't you ever do anything wild when you were
young?"
Without missing a beat, the old Chief replies, "Yeah. Back when I was young,
I got drunk in Singapore and had sex with a parrot. I thought maybe you were
my son."
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