On 11/03/99 lindaj@support.warwick.net wrote:
>Everything the girl touched, would melt.
>The third prince told the princess,
>"Put your hand in my pocket and feel it."
>(What were YOU thinking?)
Well, if you must know...
10 reasons not to be a penis:
1. You're bald.
2. You've got a hole in your head.
3. Your two best friends are nuts.
4. You live next to an ass-hole.
5. You're susceptible to violent bouts of choking.
6. You can't hang out in bars.
7. When you do hang out... damned zippers!
8. You're usually in way over your head.
9. You risk severe penalties for early withdrawals.
10. Every time you get excited you throw up.
sidewinder
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