To Linda... keeper of all the "women related" political correctness...
The original list of jokes contained as many slams against men as women...
Relax, will ya?
WST
See below...
restroom graffiti:
"Friends don't let friends take home ugly men"
* Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
"The best way to a man's heart is to saw his
breast plate open."
* Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
"Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and
doesn't die."
* Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
"Beauty is only a light switch away."
* Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC
"I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower
my standards."
* Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge,
MA
"If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste
of life, then let's all get wasted together and
have the time of our lives."
* Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
"Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi,
how are you?"
* Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia
"God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?"
* The Irish Times, Washington, DC
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for
virginity."
* The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO
"No matter how good she looks, some other guy is
sick and tired of putting up with her shit."
* Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill,
NC
"To do is to be." - Descartes
"To be is to do." - Voltaire
"Do be do be do." - Frank Sinatra
* Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, AZ
"At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry."
* Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ
"It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't
been anywhere."
* Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ
"Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!"
* Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman,
MO
"God is dead." - Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead." - God
* The Tombs Restaurant, Washington, DC
"If voting could really change things, it would be
illegal."
* Revolution Books, New York, New York.
"A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or
testicles, you're going to have trouble with it."
* Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
"JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if he had
invested?"
* Men's restroom, American University, Washington,
DC
"If pro is opposite of con, then what is the
opposite of progress? Congress!"
* Men's restroom, House of Representatives,
Washington, DC
"Express Lane: Five beers or less"
* Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's,
Phoenix, AZ
"You're too good for him."
* Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed
Debevic's, Beverly Hills
"No wonder you always go home alone."
* Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed
Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.
----- Original Message -----
From: Linda-Jeanne <lindaj@support.warwick.net>
To: TeamThicko <team-thicko@autox.team.net>
Sent: Sunday, October 31, 1999 6:26 PM
Subject: As is this one...
> "no matter how cool you think he is, someone else is tired of his shit"
> or
> > something to that effect...
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> > WST
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> That was no joke, just a great prophecy.
> E.
> The Envious Spectator
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