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FW: Sorry to send a dirty joke to the list but this one is too go

To: "'team-thicko@autox.team.net'" <team-thicko@autox.team.net>
Subject: FW: Sorry to send a dirty joke to the list but this one is too go
From: Daniel Thompson <dthompson@gbc.ca>
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 1999 15:27:14 -0400

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Daniel Thompson 
> Sent: Tuesday, October 26, 1999 3:23 PM
> To:   'spridgets@autox.team.net'
> Cc:   'team-thicko@auotx.team.net'
> Subject:      Sorry to send a dirty joke to the list but this one is too
> good to keep for myself 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> >>> > The Face Lift
> >>> >
> >>> >    A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends
> >>> > $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he
> stops
> >>> >    at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the
> >>> > sales clerk,
> >>> >    "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >    "About 35," was the reply.
> >>> >
> >>> >    "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.
> >>> >
> >>> >    After that he goes into McDonalds for lunch, and asks the order
> >>> >    taker the same question, to which the reply is, "Oh you look
> about
> >>>       29".
> >>> >    "I am actually 47"
> >>> >
> >>> >      This makes him feel really good.
> >>> >
> >>> >    While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same
> >>> >    question. She replies,
> >>> >    "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I
> >>> >    was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my
> >>> >    hand down your pants and play with your penis for ten minutes I
> >>> > will  be able to tell your exact age."
> >>> >
> >>> >    As there was no one around, the man thought what the hell and let
> >>> >  her slip her hand down his pants.
> >>> >       Ten minutes later the old lady says,
> >>> >
> >>> >      "OK, it's done. You are 47."
> >>> >
> >>> >      Stunned the man says,
> >>> >    "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"
> >>> >    The old lady replies, "I was behind you in McDonalds."
> >
> >
> >

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