>1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
> (because they are plugged into a genius)
>2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
> (they don't have enough time)
>3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
>(they don't stop for directions)
>4. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
> (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
>5. WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
> (because they don't have penises to put them in)
>6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
> (they're intended for children but men usually end up playing with
>them)
>7. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> (because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock)
>8. WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE?
> (it's sex with someone they love)
>9. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
> (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)
>10. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
> (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
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