----- Original Message -----
From: <HealeyRic2@aol.com>
To: <wsthompson@thicko.com>
Sent: Tuesday, August 24, 1999 8:12 PM
Subject: Re: moral of the story...
> Good one, Flounder. Hope this meets your high standards.
>
> A guy driving 5 mph over the limit gets pulled over by a radar cop, who
> starts to write up the ticket.
>
> "Can't you give me a break, Officer? I was just a little over the limit."
>
> "Sorrry, can't help you, the law's the law," said the cop.
>
> "I know officer, but I'm really late for work"
>
> "Big deal, that's everyone's excuse. What kind of work do you do,
anyway?"
>
> " I'm an "asshole stretcher".
>
> "I've never heard of that, what do you do?"
>
> "People come to me and I stretch their assholes. I start by putting in
> one finger, then after a week go to two fingers, then the whole hand, two
> hands, two hands and a foot, etc. until I have the asshole stretched to
six
> feet"
>
> "What do you do once the asshole is stretched to six feet?"
>
> (wait for it)
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "I give it a badge, gun, patrol car, and a radar unit, and tell it to go
> write tickets!"
>
>
> Rick
>
> PS - When are you coming out to Lime Rock so we New Englanders can glory
in
> the greatness that is Team Thicko?
>
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