Dave,
I reserve the right to perform the exam on all females. Ladies, please plan
on an extensive cavity search...
Hernia repair is like a C-section for men.
WST
Dave Woerpel wrote:
> is what my physician calls it. The condition is caused by spending ANY
> length of time w/ a certain Thicko! Being at Blackhawk Farms seems to
> have taxed my immune system as two days later I too 'Blew an "O"-ring.
> This was not from eating venison burgers and the like. I am an
> extremely sympathetic person and did not want the Flounder to go thru
> this alone. It's a laproscopic repair of an inguinal "O"-ring repair of
> 22yrs. ago (Doc says "we only give out 20yr. warranties; love medical
> humor).
> As I am having the procedure on Thurs. I will miss the TransAm and Cart
> races at Elkhart.......bummer. Those that are attending take notes!
>
> Now, those sensitive individuals that came into close proximity to the
> aforementioned Thicko, a caveat, the doctors are not quite sure HOW
> communicable this affliction might be so please, a self exam; grab
> yourself, turn your head and cough. Do this daily for one (1) month
> until the effects of 'FlounderContact' have worn off. (female members
> will need to restrict the exam to the abdominal area)
>
> Achingly yours,
> Dave
> 59 :()
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