But why didn't you have any pants on?
Fitz
Black Bart wrote:
> Ok, someone said this doesnt have to be "Spridget" related, so here goes.
>
> Four years, my youngest son was a Freshman, in the local Junior High School.
>
> There was a teacher at this school who always wore one of these silly court
> Jester hats, you know, the green thing with the seven or eight dangling
> things with bells on the end...
>
> Well, I was telling someone about this, and they didnt believe a teacher of
> young skulls full of mush would wear such a thing. I was dared to get a
> picture of this beauty.
>
> Now, instead of just going to his classroom at the end of the school day and
> asking if I could take a picture...I had this brainstorm to sit outside the
> main entrance of the school in my tinted glass windowed Bronco, and snap a
> pic as he left school. No one would see me, this would great!
>
> Well, two days of sitting there and no court Jester. The third day, the
> Bronco was being used by another kid, so I took my VW Golf. (No tinted
>windows)
>
> I sat in front of the door again, in the "drive through" area, and each time
> the door opened I would bring up the camera and focus in, hoping to catch
> the Jester. After about 50 attempts and nothing but young Teeny Boppers
> coming through the door I was about ready to give up. But wait! The door
> is opening again..get the camera up and ready!
>
> Woops! Not the jester. The School Principal, in full focus, zoomed in at
> 135 mm. With a not very friendly look on his face.
>
> He came over to the window, asked me roll it down, and said "What exactly
> are you doing here, Mr. Speckman?" No sense of humor, let me tell you. He
> had been observing me, taking pictures, he thought, of young school girls.....
>
> Well, I was embarrased as could be. I thought he was going to call the cops
> or something. This guy, even after I explained what I was doing had NO
> sense of humor, or understanding of this situation. His face was stone cold.
>
> I apologised profusely..to no avail. I was dubbed a "pervert" from then on,
> I am sure.
>
> That night, my kid had parent teacher conferences. I decided not to attend.
>
> Gar
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