Gerald Brazil wrote:
>
> I had a dream last night.
>
> It seems that three vintage racers died and went to heaven (OK, give me a
> break! Suspend reality for a moment, this is a joke!) The all arrived at the
> Pearly Gates at the same time.
>
> St. Peter said, let me explain how things work up here. I'll review your
> record in The Big Log Book, and based on your record, you will be given a
> vehicle in keeping with your performance, both on and off of the track.
>
> In order to protect the guilty, we will refer to the three deceaseds as,
> Tom, Dick and Harry.
>
> Tom was the first to stand before St. Peter while he reviewed the log book.
> He sort of frowned and said, "Hmm, I see here that you had one 13/13 and
> also, that you were also unfaithful to your wife four times during your
> marriage. I think we will give you WST's Red Rat Sprite to drive."
>
> Dick was next. St. Peter looked over the log book very carefully and said,
> "I see that you had to take your car back through tech one time because of
> and oil leak and that on two occasions, you didn't wear your Nomex socks
> while racing. Also, I see that in the early years of your marriage you had
> two incidents of infidelity, but you changed your way of living after that
> and remained faithful to your wife. I also see that in your later years, you
> were even observed sneaking into the back row at Rev. Phil's devotional
> services. I think we will give you Black Bart's Sprite to drive."
>
> Harry was the last. St. Peter read the book carefully, he smiled as he
> closed it and said, "Harry, you have lead an exemplary life.! You have never
> had a 13/13. Your car always passed tech. You always attended Drivers
> Meeting, your were a regular at Rev. Phil's and in spite of many
> opportunities for affairs with beautiful women, you were always faithful to
> your wife. I believe we will give you this perfectly restored Ferrari 250
> Testa Rossa to drive in heaven.
>
> Some months later Tom and Dick were out for a drive on the"twisties" and
> they came upon Harry who had the Testa Rossa pulled off to the side of the
> road. He was beating on the steering wheel and crying in frustration. They
> asked him what the problem was. He said, "My wife just went past me on Dr.
> Jahamiak's pit scooter!"
Gerry,
Good one!!!! The winter must be longer in Michigan than in Illinois. You
have way toooooo much time on your hands. I have an engine out with
twice the cylinders you are used to. Do you want to come over and help??
Bill D
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