In a message dated 98-01-29 08:53:02 EST, gpetrola@prairienet.org writes:
<< > > FROM: THE TREES
> >
> > StoP tHE LogGINg oR wE WiLl coNtInUE To KIll oNe CeleBrITY EacH WeEK
> >>
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> Where's my Husquevarna ?
>
> I don't think trees are too fond of trail bikes either:)
Yeah, but... we're talking massive, woodchip slinging, tree whacking chainsaws
here.
>
> Who gets to choose the celebrities? There's some really irritating ones
> out there, ya know...
> Ah-nold S. is on my short list
Add Ted Danson, Barbra Streisand, and any others who've ever "testified"
before Congress as an "expert". Unless of course, it's Paul Newman,
who we need to keep around...
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