Roger be careful about trying to cut in on The Vulture's turf. He's one bad
ass. If you don't believe it, ask Carlos The Jackal. I understand it was The
Vulture that helped the French Security Forces workout the plans for his
kidnapping.
As for your efforts to get chummy with Linda, if you were a real motorhead,
you would have asked her if she had a race car and then asked her to send
photo of race car.
GJB
-----Original Message-----
From: Roger Los <roger@austinhealey.com>
To: team-thicko@Autox.Team.Net <team-thicko@Autox.Team.Net>
Date: Friday, December 26, 1997 2:18 AM
Subject: Re: Dear Vulture....
>Linda, if I may be so forward as to answer in lieu of (or in addition to)
the
>Vulture, I'd be happy to kidnap you. Though there aren't any children here
>(outside of the crawlspace, and they don't make much noise), I'm afraid
that
>only pudgy white guys are available from this end. And while it's misting
out
>right now, here in Seattle that counts for desert conditions.
>
>I might take this opportunity to point out the plight of the Pudgy White
Guy,
>by no means an endangered species, but one which all potential kidnap
victims
>ignore as a potential saviour. For every handsome young man in a tuxedo,
>there's 10 pudgy white guys in polo shirts and ill-fitting slacks talking
on
>cellular phones. I'll skip the pudgy guys of colors other than white, if
only
>because they usually have the sense to skip the polo shirts.
>
>To demonstrate that I'm not nearly as shallow as all that, I'll consider
>kidnapping you even if you aren't an absolute total babe, though a photo,
>measurements and letter explaining your financial situation would be
>appreciated (purely for insurance reasons).
>
>Roger Los
>
>
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