In a message dated 2/5/2008 9:22:40 PM Mountain Standard Time,
spridgets-request@autox.team.net writes:
YOU MIGHT BE A SPRITE DRIVER IF.1. You think of 1275cc's as 'the big
engine.'2. You have ever tried to draft behind a bicycle.3. You don't see
what's so funny about driving around with your turn signal on all day. 4.
You've ever thought seriously about making a parking space under a semi
trailer.5. You wait for a long weekend before checking the pressure in the
spare.6. You've ever lost the brakes but didn't notice until you got home.
7.
You've ever been pulled over and warned that the freeway is for motorized
vehicles only. 8. You turn on the heater fan when your spouse complains
about
the cold, despite the fact that you know it will make exactly zero
difference.9. You and only one friend have successfully push-started the
car,
going uphill.10. (Your entry for the tenth and best/final/supreme answer for,
You might be a Sprite Drive If.)
You have Peter Caldwell and Ed Kaler's number on speed dial...(or Moss and
VB, but I didn't want Frank out after me with the nail gun).
Regards,
Robert B. Houston
74.5 MGBGT
73 MG Midget
As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Skinners Union
carburetors in his vintage MG, highly functional yet pleasingly formed,
perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for experienced
hands,
the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging to be inspected and
adjusted as
described in chapter seven of the Haynes shop manual.
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