I can NOT believe that you all fall for this one! The only reason
that we don't have the anti-gravity drive is the spaces BETWEEN the
sandwich and the cat. Attempts have been made over the years to
completely enclose the cat in bread dough so that only the feet stick
out and put jelly on the entire outside, however, all these attempts
have failed to date mostly due to the laws requirement that the bread
be "toasted". It would appear that a cooked cat does not land on its
feet...
Lester
On Apr 4, 2007, at 8:48 AM, Nory wrote:
> That is actually the anti-gravity device used on alien spaceships.
> The hum the ships make is the sound of hundreds purring cats, with
> open-faced sandwiches tied to their backs.
>
>
> On Apr 4, 2007, at 9:34 AM, Frenken, Eric wrote:
>
>> Dave, have you ever thought of the following law which conflicts
>> with your law
>> of Rugs/Carpets:
>>
>> You'll agree that a cat will always land on its feet when being
>> dropped. What
>> do you think will happen when you tie an opened-faced jelly
>> sandwich to the
>> back of a cat with the jelly facing upwards?
>>
>> One law says the cat will always land on its feet, the other law
>> says the
>> jelly will land on the floor. I'll try it shortly and see whether
>> this
>> construction will fly as the cat is not supposed to land on its
>> back and the
>> jelly is not supposed to land jelly-upwards. I'll report back. ;-)
>>
>> Eric
>> Heinsberg/Germany
>> www.brits-n-pieces.com
>>
>>
>>
>> LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE
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