hmmm, ROFLMAO! tattoo's piercings, sounds like my kinda girl! LOL! i
love the creative writing though! real or contrived it makes for some
humourous reading!..... ;)
now if she were a race car or sports car kinda girl.......way too funny!
i guess i'll stick ta my trusty two stoke racers and get my 2 stroke pit
bike finished.......that's about all the challenge i can handle right now!
LOL!
chuck
"that darn orange saab"
-----Original Message-----
From Deikis, John <John.Deikis at med.va.gov>
To: 'spridgets@autox.team.net' <spridgets@autox.team.net>;
'team-thicko@autox.team.net' <team-thicko@autox.team.net>
Date: Monday, July 28, 2003 10:09 AM
Subject: Do you have a motorcycle to trade?
>Came across this interesting ad:
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>
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>TRADE: my GF for your R6
>I have a slightly used girlfriend, 1982 model, white with black top, 5'6",
>110 lbs with 36C cups and excellent tail. Features one of a kind exterior,
>wild styling, and razor sharp handling. Quite a looker, turns a lot of
heads
>when parked somewhere. She sometimes runs a little rough but is extremely
>fun and performs quite well once you get her going. Has good after-market
>add-ons (tattoos, piercings, college degree) and comes with lots of
>accessories and some hard luggage. Can be cranky and a bit of trouble to
>start, especially on cold mornings. I don't advise using the choke.
>Seems to idle okay most of the time, and fuel consumption is good, though
>response is best with premium beer. Sometimes she's a little fussy, stops
>cooperating without any explanation, and wants to be in control most of the
>time. Then again, many of my friend's wives are like that, so it seems like
>people don't mind this sort of thing. I've invested a lot in her, and in
>some ways.
>I'd hate to part with her. However, I realized I'm not looking for a
project
>that requires this much attention, and the long term cost of maintenance on
>an exotic model like this is just killing me. Will trade for any year
>YZF-R6. Prefer a straight bike with no issues, minimal modifications.
>Ex-race bike is okay if it comes with clean papers and is ready for normal
>street duty. I can fix minor mechanical problems, and cosmetic damage is
>fine. However, I'm tired of trying to work miracles just to have a
>dependable source of fun.
>Serious offers only ? no test drives.
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