> A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
> She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
> borrow
> $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for
> the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The
> car is
> parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and
everything
> checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
> The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde
> for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An
employee
> of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground
> garage and parks it there.
>
> Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
> interest,which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very
> happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very
> nicely, but we are a little puzzled. "While you were away, we checked you
> out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why
> would
> you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies....."Where else in New
> York
> City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be
> there when I return?"
>
> Finally, a smart blonde joke!
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