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FW: George Carlin

To: Spridgets@autox.team.net
Subject: FW: George Carlin
Date: Thu, 24 Oct 2002 16:16:14 -0500
More for you chock-lovers:

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> From: Cats United Against Deikis [SMTP:catloversunited@yahoo.com]
> Sent: Thursday, October 24, 2002 1:35 PM
> To:   john.deikis@med.va.gov
> Subject:      George Carlin
> 
> More from George Carlin...
> 
>   1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
> 
>   2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
> 
>   3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever
>      know?
> 
>   4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the
>      words?
> 
>   5. Why do we say something is out of whack?  What is a whack?
> 
>   6. Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
> 
>   7. Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
> 
>   8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
> 
>   9. Why do we sing " Take me out to the ball game" when we are
>      already there?
> 
>   10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for
>       sitting?
> 
>   11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after
>       light"?
> 
>   12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected
>       expected?
> 
>   13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
> 
>   14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
> 
>   15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
> 
>   16. If work if so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do
>       it?
> 
>   17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
> 
>   18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
> 
>   19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read
>       alright?
> 
>   20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
> 
>   21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control
>       when you know the batteries are dead?
> 
>   22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a
>       suitcase?
> 
>   23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
> 
>   24. Why do we wash bath towels?  Aren't we clean when we use
>       them?
> 
>   25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
> 
>   26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
> 
>   27. Christmas is so weird.  What other time of year do you sit
>       in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
> 
> 
> 
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