To the 40 and over crowd, (Michael Thompson;
This leaves you out COMPLETELY!) lol lol
BOBBIE
A little humor to start your day off with,
The Perks of Being Over 40...
> >
> > 1. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to
> > manageable size.
> >
> > 2. Your secrets are safe with your friends because
> > they can't remember them
> > either.
> >
> > 3. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists
> than
> > the national weather
> > service.
> >
> > 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
> >
> > 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
> >
> > 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
> >
> > 7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
> >
> > 8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
> >
> > 9. You can live without sex but not without
> glasses.
> >
> > 10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples
> > operations.
> >
> > 11. You get into heated arguments about pension
> > plans.
> >
> > 12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even
> > realize it.
> >
> > 13. You no longer think of speed limits as a
> > challenge.
> >
> > 14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no
> > matter who walks into the
> > room.
> >
> > 15. You sing along with elevator music.
> >
> > 16. Your eyes won't get much worse.
> >
> > 17. Your investment in health insurance is finally
> > beginning to pay off.
> >
> > 18. You can't remember who sent you this list.
Have a great day-SMILE!
BOBBIE
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