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To: spridgets@autox.team.net
Subject: FW: Clocks
Date: Tue, 1 Oct 2002 08:05:30 -0500
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Cats United Against Deikis [SMTP:catloversunited@yahoo.com]
> Sent: Monday, September 30, 2002 3:48 PM
> To:   john.deikis@med.va.gov
> Subject:      Clocks
> 
> Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she
>   > stood in front of St.
>   > Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of
>   > clocks behind him. She
>   > asked "What are all those clocks?"
>   > St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone
>   > on Earth has a Lie
>   > Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock
>   > will move."
>   > "Oh," said Hillary, "who's clock is that?"
>   > "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved
>   > indicating that she
>   > never told a lie."
>   > "Who's clock is that?"
>   > "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only
>   > moved twice
>   > telling, us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire
>   > life."
>   > "Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
>   > "Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as
>   > a ceiling fan."


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