> -----Original Message-----
> From: Cats United Against Deikis [SMTP:catloversunited@yahoo.com]
> Sent: Monday, September 30, 2002 3:48 PM
> To: john.deikis@med.va.gov
> Subject: Clocks
>
> Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she
> > stood in front of St.
> > Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of
> > clocks behind him. She
> > asked "What are all those clocks?"
> > St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone
> > on Earth has a Lie
> > Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock
> > will move."
> > "Oh," said Hillary, "who's clock is that?"
> > "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved
> > indicating that she
> > never told a lie."
> > "Who's clock is that?"
> > "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only
> > moved twice
> > telling, us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire
> > life."
> > "Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
> > "Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as
> > a ceiling fan."
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