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911--Joke--No LBC

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Subject: 911--Joke--No LBC
Date: Sat, 18 Aug 2001 23:32:28 EDT
   A couple of Aggies in rural Texas are out in the woods when one of
   them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes
are
   rolled back in his head.
  
   The other Aggie whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to
the
   operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
  
   The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I
can
   help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
  
   ...There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The Aggie's voice comes
back
   on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"



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