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Halloween car stories - No Gun Content

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Subject: Halloween car stories - No Gun Content
Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 15:19:22 -0500
What happened?  I come back from a weekend breaking down a Saab 96 and find 
people shooting at each other????

My 2nd BGT I bought shortly after Halloween.  A friend approached me at work 
and asked if I wanted another one of "those cars" (I was driving a 74.5 rubber 
bumpered BGT).  A "weird" guy had broken down in front of his house and he had 
started a conversation with him.  In between the guy's curses, my friend asked 
him what he wanted for the car.  The guy said "give me what it will cost me to 
tow it...$35-".  I of course said yes and bought the car for $35 through my 
friend.  I never met the owner.  I happily went to the registry and paid my 
$1.75 in State Tax.

When I drove up and saw the car, it was a '70 BGT (Mustard Yellow resprayed 
Silver) almost no rust, 65K miles.   It turned out the clutch arm bushing had 
worn and had fallen against the clutch shaft.  I wired it up with stainless 
wire and drove it home.

On cleaning the car out, I find:
- The carpeting has been redone in "corn chowder" style puke yellow, 2" shag 
carpeting, under and in the shag I find:
- A hairpeice (brown)
- Half a set of dentures (top)
- Several ladies stockings (none matching)
- Several very old condoms (unused thankfully)
- A doll's head (Barbie, I think)
- 2 doileys (the lace thingys, not paper)
- A Socian Security Card (not the former owner)
- A racoon tail (like from a Daniel Boone hat)
- Another set of keys
- $25 in assorted change

Net cost $10 and the entertainment value more than made up for it.

I drove it until, I did a clutch job on the car in February without a lift, in 
an unheated barn with a wind chill (under the door) of -20 degrees F.  I went 
through at least 6 light bulbs in the drop light because of the cold.

I drove the car for 2 more years, without investing much of anything.

Every time I think of that car I remember two things:
- The strange circumstances that I bought it under and wondering what bizarre 
things that car had seen.
- Calling my girlfriend (now my wife) on Valentines eve, greasy and numb from 
doing that clutch job.

Apologies if this previous owner is on the list....I don't want to know.

Chris Stanton
That car lives on in my '78 Midget (the SU carbs).


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