High Cat Content--NO LBC!!!

Someone sent me this creative proposal:

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when 
>toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side 
>facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of 
>a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. 
>With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could 
>easily link New York with Chicago.