There is a new virus going around, called Work. If you receive any sort of
work at all, whether via email, Internet, or simply handed to you by a
colleague. DO NOT OPEN IT.
Work has been circulating around our building for
months and those who have been tempted to open work or even look at work
have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to
function properly. If you do encounter work via e-mail or are faced with
any work at all, then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with
the words: "Sorry. I'm off to the pub." The work should automatically be
deleted from your brain.
If you receive work in paper-document form, simply
lift the document and drag the work to your garbage can, put on your coat
and skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order three pints of
Guinness.
After repeating this action 14 times you will find that work will no longer be
of any relevance to you.
Send this message to everyone in your address book.
If you do not have anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the work
virus has already corrupted your system.
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