The presidents of several beer companies were attending a conference in
England. After the conference was over they decided to go to a local pub
for a few beers and some good conversation.
At the pub, the bartender was taking their order for the first round,
the president of Budwieser said, "Give me a Bud, the king of beers".
The president of Yengling said, "I'll have a Yengling Lager, from
Americas oldest family run brewery." The president of Coors said, "Give
me a Coors Light, Americas best tasting light beer".
When the bartender asked the president of Guinness what his preference
was he simply said "Give me a Coke".
The other men inquired as to why he was not drinking Guinness!
His reply was "If you fellows are not drinking beer tonight, then
neither am I."
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