This had to have originated here in California. Enjoy!!
Greg Gowins
'69 Sprite
Dublin, CA
A Politically Correct Holiday Greeting
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calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for the
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helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily
greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western
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