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Re: Intsrument Panel

To: type79@ix.netcom.com
Subject: Re: Intsrument Panel
From: "William M. Gilroy" <wmgilroy@lucent.com>
Date: Tue, 12 Oct 1999 16:07:54 -0400
Cc: Frank Clarici <spritenut@Exit109.com>, "spridgets@autox.team.net" <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Organization: Lucent Technologies
References: <007001bf14d0$cfb28700$a71a7ccf@default> <38036E1B.B44AA59@htcomp.net> <380375F8.705CC46@exit109.com> <38037C0A.62749852@ix.netcom.com>
Reply-to: "William M. Gilroy" <wmgilroy@lucent.com>
Sender: owner-spridgets@autox.team.net
type79@ix.netcom.com wrote:
> 
> Frank,
> Excellent response. Outstanding.
> 
> Now for something completely different.
> 
> Please enlighten us on the term "offer up..." as used in the factory manuals.
> 

To offer up you need the following:

        1.  An angry god of British Cars, or Lucas.  Many of these around.
        2.  An alter constructed entirely out of used British car parts.  This
        alter should look like a respectable alter.  If in doubt visit you 
        local house of worship.
        3.  One virgin.  Male for small sacrifices, Female for larger more 
        important sacrifices.  See a local grade school.
        4.  Perform the pagan ceremony of "offering up".

I think that about covers it. 

Bill "non sacrificial material, thank god" Gilroy
77 Midget
90 Shar-Pei

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