Not exactly the way I heard it but still durn funny.
Larry
At this exact moment in time 10/7/99 13:06, billh@aaai.com made the
profound statement:
>A bear walks into a bar and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his
>paw and demands a beer.
>The bar tender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in
>bars in Billings Montana."
>The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
>The bar tender again tells him "WE don't serve beer to bears in bars in
>Billings Montana".
>The bear, very angry now, says "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going
>to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
>The bartender, once again says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in
>bars in Billings Montana."
>The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman.
>He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
>The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in
>Montana that are on drugs."
>The bear says, "I'm not on drugs."
>The bar tender says, "Yes you are, that was a..........
>(look way down)
>
>
>here it comes.......
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>
>"barbitchyouate."
Larry Macy
78 Midget
Keep your top down and your chin up
Larry B. Macy, Ph.D.
macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu
System Administrator/Manager
Neuropsychiatry Section
Department of Psychiatry
University of Pennsylvania
3400 Spruce St. - 1015 Gates
Philadelphia, PA 19104
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