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To: spridgets@autox.team.net
Subject: Test Joke
From: rfeibusch@loop.com (Rick Feibusch)
Date: Thu, 7 Oct 1999 22:16:03 -0700 (PDT)
Reply-to: rfeibusch@loop.com (Rick Feibusch)
Sender: owner-spridgets@autox.team.net
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"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists
can never earn as much as business executives and sales
people."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical
equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.

As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time

Since Knowledge = Power and Time = Money
then Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches
infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.

Cheers,

Rick



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