Apologies in advance ...
>> A man and his wife are asleep in bed, when all of a sudden the doorbell
>> rings. The man wakes up, looks at his clock (3am) and wonders who could
>> it
>> be at this hour. He walks downstairs after putting on his robe, and to
>> his
>> dismay opens the door to a bum.
>> "Can you give me a push?" the bum asks who has obviously been
>> drinking.
>> "No I cannot. It's three in the morning and I was fast asleep. Now
>> get
>> out of here."
>> The man slams his door and his wife meets him on the stairway.
>> "I'm really disappointed in you," she starts. "Remember the time we
>> were
>> in the middle of nowhere and our car broke down. You had to go to a
>> strangers house at midnight and ask for a hand."
>> The man sighs and says "But he was drunk."
>> "That doesn't matter." she says.
>> The man obviously hurt that he let his wife down, turns back down the
>> stairs and opens the front door.
>> "Are you still out here?" the man yells into the darkness.
>> "Yes." replies the bum.
>> "Well, do you still need a push?"
>> "Yes, please." the bum answers.
>> "I can't see you. Where are you??"
>> The bum again responds "I'm over here. On your swing."
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