THIS IS MY HUSBAND you are talking about!!!! LOL So true, so true.
Especially
#2 - guess which one wins out?
& #3 - when visiting his parents in Florida they were taking him to see the
Manatees and he was admiring the Power Plant!!!
& #5 - wow, is this ever true!
& #7 - close, a PalmV -- and he wants to teach me how to run the world on
it<G>
& #11 - another true story - when he was a kid and his parents took the
family to the carnival he memorized all the workings of the ride -- heck
with riding it -- how does it WORK?
& #18 - yep, he still has it! and he would love to teach all the kids how
to use it!
& #21 - even when we were dating -- I should've known. :-)
Keep smiling.
At 09:59 AM 5/13/99 -0700, Elliott, Patrick wrote:
>Since we're sharing jokes this morning. I'll throw this out there, promising
>not to make a habit of it.
>
>This is me. very scary.
>
>You might be an engineer if..
>
> >1. At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one
> >to find the burned out bulb in the string of Christmas lights.
>
> >2. Choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend/wife or to spend the
> >money to upgrade your RAM is a moral dilemma.
>
> >3. Everyone else on the Alaskan Cruise is on deck gazing at the
> >scenery, and you are still on a personal tour of the engine room.
>
> >4. In college, you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.
>
> >5. The Salespeople at the local computer store can't answer any
> >of your questions.
>
> >6. You are at an air show and know how fast the skydivers are
>falling.
>
> >7. You bought your wife a new CD ROM drive for her birthday.
>
> >8. You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.
>
> >9. You can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own
>handwriting.
>
> >10. You comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and
>parallel.
>
> >11. You go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards in the
> >chairs to see how they do the special effects.
>
> >12. You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.
>
> >13. You have more friends on the internet than in real life.
>
> >14. You know what http:// stands for.
>
> >15. You look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids'
>toys.
>
> >16. You see a good design and still have to change it.
>
> >17.You spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding
>ring.
>
> >18. You still own a slide rule and you know how to use it.
>
> >19. You think that when people around you yawn, it's because they
> >didn't get enough sleep.
>
> >20. You window shop at Radio Shack.
>
> >21. You're both in the backseat of your car, she's looking wistfully
>at
> >the moon, and you're trying to locate a geosynchronous satellite.
>
> >22. Your laptop computer costs more than your car.
>
> >23. Your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work.
>
> >24. You've already calculated how much you make per second.
>
> >25. You have tried to repair a $5 radio.
>
>
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