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No LBC - car acronyms

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Subject: No LBC - car acronyms
From: Leigh Ellen Johnson <L.Johnson@mailbox.gu.edu.au>
Date: Thu, 06 May 1999 13:37:01 +1000
Reply-to: Leigh Ellen Johnson <L.Johnson@mailbox.gu.edu.au>
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Got this from another list - thought you lot would have some fun...

BTW Toby, got the tshirts in Australia yesterday - brilliant!  

Cheers
Leigh Ellen

> Car acronyms
>
> AUDI
> Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
> Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
> All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
> All Unnecessary Devices Installed
> 
> BMW
> Big Money Works
> Bought My Wife
> Brutal Money Waster
> 
> BUICK
> Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
> 
> CHEVROLET
> Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
> Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
> 
> DODGE
> Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
> Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
> 
> FORD
> Fix Or Repair Daily
> Found On Road, Dead
> Fast Only Rolling Downhill
> 
> GM
> General Maintenance
> 
> GMC
> Garage Man's Companion
> 
> HONDA
> Had One Never Did Again
> Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
> 
> HYUNDAI
> Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive?
> 
> MAZDA
> Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
> 
> OLDSMOBILE
> Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every
> day.
> Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
> Equipment
> 
> SAAB
> Send Another Automobile Back
> 
> TOYOTA
> Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
> 
> VOLVO
> Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
> 
> VW
> Virtually Worthless
> 



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