Sorry to clog bandwidth, but I thought you folks would appreciate a friend's
response to my thoughts on going to look at a Fiat (apologies to Ulix).
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SM,
I have the fever real bad right
now - thinking eye-talian, even. There is a 124 Spider for $1100 or
reeded wind instrument (obo) at a dealer. Approaches the edge of the
outer spheres of the LBC pleasure dome, and has a jump seat. NOT a Little
Brit
Car (LBC), but still a good thing. Talk me out of going to look at it,
please.
----Reply Message:
Soave, Soave, Soave,
Your Email will be cut off and you will never again have access to the
Southern Britt Iron Resource. And termites will eat your house. You will
be (rightly) a laughingstock. Your P---s will shrink by 60%. You will
develop B.O. You will be forever shunned.
I had an X-1/9 at one point. It still comes up on my permanent record and I
am stopped at three state borders and refused entry.
There are over 3,624 LBCs out there in the Sub 2K category.
No! No! Bad Anglophile! Now go to your room!
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