Yes! And have all you bored hens heard that Rosie O'Donnell is GAY? Isn't
that SOMETHING?
Excuse me, but isn't this a list for the discussion of Triumph Spitfires?
Sheesh!
----- Original Message -----
From: Kristi Richardson
To: wilivhaasper@sympatico.ca ; spitfires@autox.team.net
Sent: Thursday, March 14, 2002 8:50 AM
Subject: Re: RevengeOT
Thanks Liv! LOL
I suppose now we will get a rehash of those other programs, Wife and
Girlfriend.
This is probably not the list for this program getting much support.
Kristi
>
> > >thought you ladies would appreciate this one...
>
> >
> > >Dear Help Desk,
> > >
> > >Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
> > >that
> > >the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting
> > >modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had
> > >operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
> > >
> > >In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
> > >such
> > >as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0
> > >and NBA 3.0.
> > >
> > >Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes
> > >the
> > >system.
> > >
> > >I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
> > >avail.
> > >
> > >Please help!
> > >
> > >--Desperate
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Dear Desperate,
> > >
> > >Please keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,
> > >while
> > >Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command:
> > >C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME and then install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0
> > >should
> > >then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0.
> > >But
> > >remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence
> > >2.5,
> > >HappyHour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
> > >
> > >Beer 6.1 is a virus that will create "Snoring Loudly" WAV sound
> > >files.
> > >
> > >DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend
> > >program.
> > >These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
> > >
> > >In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
> > >memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying
> > >additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend
> > >HotFood
> > >3.0 and Lingerie 5.3
> > >
> > >--Help Desk
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