someone had WAY too much caffeine!!!!!
Brad
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On Sat, 16 Feb 2002 10:31:17 -0500 "Livia I. Haasper"
<wilivhaasper@sympatico.ca> writes:
> Listers,
> I can't believe that you are all this gullible to give out private
> information.
> This is what goes down:
>
> James C. from the UK had all this figured out a long time ago, when
> he commented
> " It's a conspiracy, I'll tell you it's a conspiracy."
>
> Somebody on this list [ I'm afraid it is F.T., for he's asking these
> question],
> is gathering intelligence information on all of us.
>
> In one of the recent threads, under the header "Stains", someone
> replied. His
> signature script clearly stated, that this transmission in intended
> for
> intellinetics purposes only, in other words top secret. This was
> clearly a
> warning message, not to spread the word about Oxy Clean around, but
> that fact
> alone should have giving you a warning signal. I'm positive the CIA
> is involved
> her, gathering very private information about Triumph owners..
>
> I recall a short while ago, everyone on this list was asked to
> volunteer to
> reveal the ages of their cars and themselves. Now, there is another
> clue to my
> theory. However, I quickly recognized the threat of losing ones
> privacy, and lied
> about my age. I'm really only 22 years old.
>
> Last night, we were all asked to come forward and disclose our
> heights, weights,
> measurements.
> I tell you, some one here is keeping a file on this information.
> He'll have all this personal crap downloaded on his computers, and
> also have an
> update on all of our expertise's in the field of LBC restorations
> and domestic
> knowledge, filed in alphabetical order.
>
> Joe C. is going to be in trouble, he has too much technical and
> domestic
> knowledge.
> Nolan P. the same here, way to springy......
> Doug B. he's inventing too much
> Michael H. spending too many pounds
> Fred T. full of s..t
> Laura G. had an italian boy friend
> Gary D. too busy with his rubbers
> Howard B. planting too many water lilies
> Andre R. totally lost in the colour war
> Kristy B. drives a car with an aut. tranny
> Wilf H. into too much body
> Joe G. same thing, different bodies
> Unknown mexican member, kind of whacky
> Dean D. can't be trusted with blinking lights
> David T. too much underground polishing
> Paul T. completely lost to LBC disease
> Joe G. never mind him, he needs help himself
> Oh, I could go on.
> I myself don't fall into that category as I have no expertise in
> LBC's and never
> expose my personal affairs in public, but I am at high risk of
> losing my mind.
>
> So, here is a warning to you all.
> Don't answer to FT's call, don't give away your secrets. The
> teglerizer may just
> enter all of this classified information into the NASS archives and
> you're
> therefore all doomed.
>
> Your always reliable source of LBC information
> Sincerely yours
> Liv
> PS. This is what happens when you don't get a night's sleep.
> PS. FT, was that a white starched shirt you were wearing under the
> handsome
> Triumph sweater?
>
>
>
> Bradley D Richardson wrote:
>
> > 6'0", 210,
> >
> > Brad
> >
> > ====================
> >
> > On Fri, 15 Feb 2002 20:59:03 -0500 "Fred Thomas"
> <vafred@erols.com>
> > writes:
> > > I have a very interesting question, please would you larger
> size
> > > folks driving
> > > these LBC's, post your actual height & weight, just very
> curious.
> > > Thanks
> > > "FT"
> > >
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