9. NO hands on the wheel, left foot in a cast, man in a hat, going 15
across a red light or a stop light, nearly missing several pedestrians,
then continuing on into the parking lot of the regional mental
institution. Happens every day in the wonderful town of
Smiths Falls, Ontario
>
>HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM:
>
>1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:
>CHICAGO
>
>2. One hand on wheel, one middle finger out window:
>NEW YORK
>
>3. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
>accelerator:
>BOSTON
>
>4. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
>cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap:
>LOS ANGELES
>
>5. One hand on wheel, one hand on McDonald's bag, eating, a hunting
>rifle in the window:
>TEXAS
>
>6. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer
>cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:
>ALABAMA
>
>7. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield,
>driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
>FLORIDA
>
>8. Knee on wheel, one hand holding extra large daiquiri, other hand
>holding Popeye's chicken, Mardi Gras beads hanging from rearview
mirror,
>back-seat driver screaming that the potholes are spilling her
hurricane:
>NEW ORLEANS
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