Nice idea James, but a simpler plan would be to undo a couple of
buttons on your shirt, as the officer walks towards your car, and
turn-resting your arm on the door-making the shirt fall open a
bit, showing off your lovely Victoria's Secret bra (works with a
lacy camisole too), look up into the officer's eyes and say
breathlessly with all wide-eyed sincerity-"But Officer, my
speedometer said I was only going 55..."
Unless of coures, you get a female highway patrol officer.
Laura G.
Happy Holidays from moi and boy Nigel
Vita brevis est: rapide agite, vigore strigate!
---------- Original Message ----------------------------------
From: "James Carruthers" <j.carruthers@rave.ac.uk>
Reply-To: "James Carruthers" <j.carruthers@rave.ac.uk>
Date: Sun, 16 Dec 2001 21:18:39 -0000
>With all this talk of MPH vs RPM has got me worried that my own
speedo isnt
>reading properly - it does bounce quite a bit. The last thing I
want to do
>is get on a roll and get a speeding ticket to go with my parking
ticket.....
>
>Maybe there is a simple answer to all of this; someone has been
messing with
>space and time. A bit like "Back to the Future" only with a Spit
rather than
>a DeLorean....... now that would be a film! Just before hitting
55 mph - the
>exhaust falls off - thus Michael J Fox gets stuck in 1955 and
never makes
>Spin City or Doc Hollywood. A sequel is made, but is nowhere near
as good as
>the original. And the Spitfire flys of course - however they get
sued by the
>makers of "Battle of Britain" for nicking their idea - who would
think of
>making a film about flying Spitfires? (officially the greatest
plane ever
>made - due to its cheap parts, low insurance and tiny turning
circle - and
>thrashing all those midgetschmitts during the war) The third film
isn't
>bad - however a
>Spit in the wild west is a bit far fetched if you ask me - where
would you
>get the parts?. And nobody will ever remember the storyline -
except it's
>set in
>the wild west. Oh, and the big flying, time travelling steam
engine. Its a
>conspiracy I tell you, a conspiracy!
>
>This explanation may help you if ever caught speeding. I suggest
you print a
>copy of it and put it in your open plan glove box.
>
>
>
>
>TTFN + Happy Holidays,
>
>
>
>James
>
>
>1977 Pimento Red Spit
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