Collect only one make or model. If they all look alike
it is harder for your wife to tell them apart and or
count them.
Never take your wife or significant other with you when
making a purchase or picking up a car.
Never put all the cars in one place. This also makes them
hard to count, spread them out.
Only bring home the ones you want her to see.
Always pay cash or cashiers check. Never purchase cars
or parts from the family checking account.
Frequently run ads for used cars and parts even if you never intend to sell
any. It looks good and it helps to
have some messages on the answering machine,
especially if your wife doesn't recognize your best friends
voice.
You must always have friend that you can sell one to,
so you can plead with your wife that you have actually
bought and sold one.
When you are foolish enough to write something like this,
never leave it around where your wife might read it!!
This article was recieved from: Philip A. Valois,
Sapula, Oklahoma.
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