Drinking & Driving
There was this party in the woods and all of a sudden there was a down
pour
of thunder and rain. These two young men ran for about 10 minutes in
the
pouring rain, finally reaching their car just as the rain let up.
They jumped in the car, started it up and headed down the road,
laughing
and, of course, still drinking one beer after the other.
All of a sudden an old man's face appeared in the passenger window and
tapped lightly on the window! The passenger man screamed out,
"eeeeekkk!
Look at my window!!!
There's an old guy's face there!" (Was this a ghost?!?!?!?) This old
man
kept
knocking, so the driver said "well open the window a little and ask him
what
he wants!"
So the other passenger rolled his window down part way and said,
scared
out
of his wits, "What do you want???"
The old man softly replied, "Do you have any tobacco?" The passenger,
terrified, looked at the driver and said, "He wants tobacco!" "Well,
offer
him a cigarette! HURRY!!" the driver replies. So he fumbles around
with
the
pack and hands the old man a cigarette and yells "Step on it!!!"
rolling
up
the window in terror.
Now going about 80 miles an hour, they calm down and they start
laughing
again, and the passenger says, "What do you think of that?" The driver
says,
"I don't know? How could that be? I am going pretty fast?"
Then all of a sudden AGAIN there is a knock on the window and there is
the
old man again. "aaaaaaaaaaaaa, there he is again!", the passenger
yells.
"Well, see what he wants now!" yells back the driver. He rolls down the
window a little ways and shakily says "Yes?" "Do you have a light?"
the old
man quietly asks. The driver throws a lighter out the window at him
and
rolls up the window and yells, "STEP ON IT!"
They are now going about 100 miles an hour and still guzzling beer,
trying to
forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden again
there
is more knocking! "Oh my God! HE'S BACK!" He rolls down the window and
screams out, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" in stark fear.
The old man gently replies, "You want some help getting out of the mud?"
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