AND, not to mention, seen on a woman I used to know............
"Gimme some chocolate and nobody gets hurt"
larry hooven wrote:
> and my personal favorite...
>
> your village called, thier missing their idiot
>
> --- "Arthur H. Smith" <arthurhsmith@compuserve.com> wrote:
> >
> >
> > "Filthy, Stinking Rich-Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
> >
> > "Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair"
> >
> > "Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No
> > Message at This time"
> >
> > "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" - (seen on an 8 year old)
> >
> > "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"
> >
> > "Procrastinate Now"
> >
> > "Rehab Is for Quitters"
> >
> > "My Dog Can Lick Anyone"
> >
> > "I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts-Do You Want Fries With That?"
> >
> > "Party-My Crib - Two A.M." (On a baby-size shirt)
> >
> > "If a woman's place is in the home WHY AM I ALWAYS IN THIS CAR!"
> >
> > "ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING"
> >
> > "A hangover is the wrath of grapes"
> >
> > "STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"
> >
> > "They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken"
> >
> > "He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead"
> >
> > "POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ....Cops have nothing to go on."
> >
> > "HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH"
> >
> > "A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS-But it uses up a thousand times the
> > memory."
> >
> > "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
> >
> > "HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a
> > pig."
> >
> > "HARD WORK WILL PAY OFF LATER. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW!"
> >
> > "The trouble with life is there's no background music."
> >
> > "The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson."
> >
> > "Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane."
> >
> > "MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT"
> >
> > "Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit."
> >
> > "Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research."
> >
> > the arthur
> >
>
> =====
> larry (I hope someday to Drive my triumph) hooven 1979 spitfire fm99248u,
>http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Speedway/9311/index.html
> "Second place is just the first loser" -John Force
> "A postitive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy
>enough people to make it worth the effort" - herm albright
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