Warning!!
There is a new virus going around, called "work." If you receive any sort
of "work" at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to you by a
colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT!!
This has been circulating around our building for months and those who
have been tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have found that
their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.
If you do encounter "work" via email or are faced with any "work" at all,
then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words "I've
had enough of your crap... I'm off to the bar." The "work" should
automatically be forgotten by your brain. If you receive work" in paper-
document form, simply lift the document and drag the "work" to your
garbage can. Put on your hat and coat and skip to the nearest bar with two
friends and order three glasses of vodka and lemonade. After repeating
this action 14 to 18 times, you will find that "work" will no longer be of
any relevance to you and that "Scooby Doo" was the greatest cartoon ever.
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